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| User: | taken_with_you (8639157)  When you trust your television, what you get is what you got
'Cause when they own the information, oh, they can bend it all they want |
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| Name: | Madame Librarian | |
| Location: | The Bermuda Triangle | |
| E-mail: | stayladystay@hotmail.com | |
| AOL IM: |  Saskia511 (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |
| Bio: |  I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet figured out who I am.  I am a semi-girly gay girl who digs older chicks and writes (mostly) hetero fanfic. I know. It's a conundrum.  Jodie Foster   Lena Olin  Mary McDonnell  Tina Fey and, oh, very well...  Kristen Bell There are also women I greatly GREATLY admire and esteem, and they are:  Eleanor Roosevelt  Julie Andrews  Ellen Degeneres   The Dixie Chicks (Emily Robison, Martie Maguire, Natalie Maines)  Jodie Foster (Again! I know...she's the perfect woman *sigh*)  Diane Keaton and...  Jane Addams A sundry mix, but *shrugs* what can I say? My new GURL!!!  Her name is Scout, and while she looks completely docile HERE, you can see that she's NOT:  Killing vicious ladybugs since 2007. Many of you will also remember my dearly departed girl Sammie, whom I loved 'til her dying day.   While I'm sure she believed she was very mistreated, in truth she was a spoiled princess through-and-through. Things I love: cha-cha pearl necklaces, breasts, finding/using exciting new and/or antique sex toys, giving characters bizarre middle names, poptarts, and also teacups, cooking for my girl, ranting about the fuckingness of the Republican Moral Majority, puppies and kittens and babies and duckies and bunnies and ...you get the idea.  Things I love but make me deathly ill: cereal. I don't know why. Things I dislike intensely: People that are mean/tacky for the sake of being so. The current media obsession with Britney Spears/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Jessica Simpson/Brangelina/etc. Also, the afore-mentioned Republicans, and their fucking Moral Majority bullshit.  Things I'm oddly fascinated with, and will read about/write about/research obsessively, but will probably never do: surrogate motherhood Things I'm oddly fascinated with that nobody gives a damn about: all of the above, spoons.  I also have an odd/quirky/endearing/irritating habit of reveling in one fandom at a time. In order, from the age of 16, these have been: The X-Files (Mulder/Scully, casefile fics), Dawson's Creek (just *shut it*), Roswell (Michael/Maria, Max/Maria), Buffy (Willow/Tara), CSI (Nick/Sara, casefile fic), Without a Trace (Jack/Sam and Danny/Martin), Alias (Syd/Sark, Syd/Weiss, and *sighs* Syd/Vaughn), L & O SVU (Alex/Olivia, Olivia/Casey), The L Word (Alica/Dana--never wrote it but read a shitload, stopped reading when they got overly dramatic and stupid); Lost (Shannon/Boone), OC (Ryan/Seth, Summer/Seth), and currently, Veronica Mars. Once in a fandom, I obsess about it for as long as I need to, but when I lose interest, I lose complete interest. I rarely go back. While in the fandom, I will pretty much *read* any pairing, no pairing, all pairings, three-somes, more-somes, and I typically enjoy most of it. While writing, I usually stick to one pairing. Other odd/quirky/endearing/irritating habits: making up words (ie misspellery, corporealizing, Postal Service-ish, etc). Putting "yo" at the end of sentances. Frequently. Genuinely misspelling the word "calendar" as "calender" and "grammar" as "grammer"... Also, excessive use of "and/or". I like it. Sue me. Credits: Logan/Veronica header created by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lapdogdesignTara moodtheme created by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} twilight_moodsLogan "Confucius" icon created by nikascottOpening "letter" found here; modified (only slightly) by me. | |
| Memories:: | 362 entries | |
| Interests: | 150: '80's cartoons, 30 rock, alias (s1/s2), arrested development, baking, being alone, being charmingly inscrutable, being girly, being-(not)secretly-straight-for jason dohring, best lovers are friends, bizzare middle names, blessed solitude, board games, bob schneider, books, btvs, cairn terriers, cake decorating, capri pants, carol burnett, catholicism, civil rights, coffee, complete mind-numbing anxiety, cooking, cross-stitching, crushing ridiculously older/younger women, cymbalta, dave matthews band pre-everyday, death cab for cutie, deliberate misspellery, delusions of grandeur, depression, dixie chicks, dizzy-dancing way you feel, duncan/lilly, eddie izzard, eisley, elizabeth bennet (darcy), ellen degeneres, ending domestic violence/sexual assault, espresso machines named rufus, fanfiction, farscape, fictional sex without condoms, freaks and geeks, frequent masturbation, fried green tomatoes (book), frou frou/imogen heap, gastric bypass, gay marriage/rights, gay teen fiction, gentleness, gilmore girls, gofugyourself.com, going sleeveless, gone with the wind, graham greene, grey's anatomy, haven kimmel, high heels, i have lost myself, i will move heaven, indoor soccer, italo calvino, jane austen, jason bateman, john cheever, journey, juice boxes, kate chopin, knee socks, kristen bell, leaves of grass, lesbian erotica, lesbians, librarianship, light bondage, logan/veronica, logan/veronica/duncan, losing it so completely, moonlight, moving to canada, multiple orgasms, my girlfriend's boobs, my little pony, napoleon dynamite, not driving myself crazy, pajamas, party planning, postal service, pregnancy, pride and prejudice, purses, rachel bilson, rachel mcadams, radiohead, rainbow brite, rampant awkwardness, reading, recipes, romeo and juliet, ryan/seth slash, scrubs, sense and sensibility, seth cohen, shakespeare, shane/carmen, she-ra, sherlock holmes, shoe shopping, shopping at goodwill, sinfully good pedicures, sisters against drunk driving, socks, spoiling my dog rotten, spoons made of metal/plastic/silver, stereophonics, strawberry shortcake, sunbeam stop tugging me, supernatural, surrogate motherhood, taking me in-full-bloom, tegan and sara, televisionwithoutpity, the band spoon, the closer, the doves, the history channel, the l word, the oc, the office, the smile i fake, the sound of music, tights, trivia games, using pretentiously big words, veronica mars, veronica/mac, veronica/meg, vibrators, victorian era womanhood, virginia woolf, vmslash, walt whitman, weight loss surgery, weimar women, x-files, your voice is everything, zach braff | |
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